A e book of recipes titled ‘Corridors of Flour’ is without doubt one of the newest bits of merchandise being provided by the Tories on their on-line shop, and it’s precisely what you’d count on from the Conservative Party.
On sale for £24.95, the cookbook options foodie favourites from prime ministers, friends, MPs, police and crime commissioners and extra.
An outline of the product reads: “For the primary time in thirty years, the Conservative Celebration has revealed a cookbook — and it’s assured to get you turning on the hob and heating up the oven.
“From soups to oatcakes, scones to pasta, these recipes are excellent for quiet nights in — to not point out dinner events, birthday events, and any type of social gathering besides the Labour Celebration.
“So go on, get your copy immediately and make your meals the toast of the city.”
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Talking of toast, Boris Johnson’s providing is unsurprisingly uninspired, providing up his personal tackle cheese on toast. His “oven-ready” Brexit deal has in all probability gone off at this level.
For finest outcomes, we’re informed you must “maintain grilling till the sides of the cheese have turned brown and perforated and are faintly scabby in look and texture”.
We perceive the prime minister isn’t referring to himself right here, and we’re reasonably stunned that Liz Truss didn’t supply up this recipe, given how often she likes to talk about cheese.
That. Is. A. Shame.
And we expect we will safely say that there’s nothing about cheese with a little bit of wine on this e book.
Elsewhere, Bishop Auckland MP Dehenna Davison presents up a bacon-and-Wotsit-topped mac and cheese, whereas the late former prime minister Margaret Thatcher’s recipe is suitably fishy: fish desserts.
Slim pickings from a celebration which had to U-turn on giving children free school meals, if you ask us.
Fortunately we will solely see a small number of the recipes on the Conservative Celebration web site, however we famous a definite lack of gammon for the Brexiteers.
No Eton Mess in sight, both.
Oh properly.
